Christian one-liners

9.7.2008 | 10:13

Ágætu bloggfélagar. Ég hef lítið komið hingað það sem af er sumri enda rykfellur tölvan í húsaviðgerðum og öðrum þeim athöfnum sem tilheyra sumrinu á þessum bæ. Þessar tuggur, frasar, kliskjur (eða hvernig sem hægt er að þýða one-liners) eru misalvarlegar, spanna frá mikilli visku yfir í ... tja.... minni visku, en ég vona að þið getið haft gaman að. Ég verð samt í lauslegu sambandi, les hjá ykkur en er lítið að athafast. Eigið sem best sumar Smile

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptationbangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If your church wants a better Minister, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a full-stop.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to carry you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message, the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.